This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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