I like to think it a success when the cops are called
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
