i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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