Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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