I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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