hotel room ftw
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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