The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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