Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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