I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You're like the curious george of whores
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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