I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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