this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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