can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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