they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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