i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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