just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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