My sheets look like a crime scene.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.