My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me