I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.