Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?