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(631): View more from New York

He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on

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(813): View more from Florida

i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it

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(775): View more from Nevada

Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination

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(478): View more from Georgia

So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

(404): View more from Georgia

how did that work out?

(478): View more from Georgia

Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"

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(806): View more from Texas

What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???

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(503): View more from Oregon

I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x

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(+61): View more from Australia

Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point

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