I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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