Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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