After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
