But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my sisters under your porch take her home
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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