Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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