idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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