were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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