im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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