if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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