Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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