listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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