I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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