So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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