How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
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Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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