: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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