I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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