In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
