i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize