He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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