Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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