I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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