Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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