the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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