I just made out with a guy for $7.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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