Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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