so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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