his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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