you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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