yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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