Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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