I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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