Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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