My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
it glows. i had to have it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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