Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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