I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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