I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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