Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them