'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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