In the future we'll all be gay
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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